It's the future! Deep in a cavern, monsters roam. For reasons long forgotten, the civilization that sealed this lair left behind plaques carved with headlines from that very day — the same day you happen to be playing. Each headline is real news from the New York Times, preserved forever.

The plaques do nothing. You may ignore them. The same can't be said for the monsters.

How to Play

• Scroll (or swipe on mobile) to move deeper. Your weapon fires automatically.

• Defeat monsters to survive.

• Collect health potions to restore your life.

• Every 100 kills, choose a weapon upgrade:

Power → stronger shots

Spread → extra bullet streams

• Beware: stop scrolling too long, and the flames of doom will consume you.

• Press P or tap the pause button to pause.